ESOTERIC Wheel Cleaner: The Best Wheel Cleaner I’ve Ever Used
Granted, waxing poetic (bonus points for slipping in a not-so-coincidental ‘waxing’ pun) about a wheel cleaner may seem a bit excessive for most but in ‘Kurts World’, anything that makes the otherwise unpleasant task of wheel cleaning a bit more palatable is worthy of a little adulation. Sonax, Gyeon, POLISHANGEL and many, many more; big brands, small brands, I’ve tried a boxload in search of the one that made my life much easier…all without breaking the bank!
So let’s start counting the specific ways this stuff is magical for me; up to 5 anyway…only so many fingers on my hand that isn’t currently pounding the keyboard with wheel-cleaning enthusiasm. Experience a few moments in my head as I whisper sweet nothings to the bottle while using my favorite wheel cleaner:
- “Your thicker consistency allows you to stick to the wheels better, especially in the cracks and crevices where dirt & grime builds up. Much like soaking an egg-encrusted plate in the sink after a hearty breakfast, soaking eases the pain of difficult cleaning in all situations. Especially those involving Teutonic brake dust.”
- “Your awesome combination of metal-removing chemistry along with an extra-hearty dose of dirt-busting detergent means that less agitation is necessary to remove road-grime buildup. Agitation is agitating when I’m doing it so less is more and the detergent abilities of this product please me more than any other wheel cleaner I’ve tried.”
- “Your spray head is a thing of functional beauty, easily allowing the proper adjustment for a delightful mix of viscous goodness to emanate from the nozzle. Effectively covering all areas of the wheel in just a few carefully aimed squeezes, it is a triumph of chemical dispersion. No clunky locking tabs, no notchy operation, no uncertain positioning… just a smooth and easy twist of the nozzle tip and we’re in business.”
- “While your scent is a bit short of jasmine & lavender, it is nowhere near as offensive as many of the other wheel cleaners I’ve spilled in the garage and laundry room (unfortunately, these things happen). This not only makes for a more pleasant experience while using but also saves me the oft-deserved condemnation my detailing misadventures occasionally provoke.”
- “You just plain work.”
Allowing for more time accumulating brake dust and less time cleaning it, the ESOTERIC Wheel Cleaner offers easier cleaning of wheels with less brushes, mitts, woolies & whatnot. A Wheel Brush, half of an Esoteric Sponge & a Lug Nut/Caliper Brush are the only items floating around my wheel bucket now…a nice bit of welcome minimalism when dumping the bucket out after a wash…and not having to corral a bunch of other tiny wheel/crevice cleaning tools off of the ground. Work smarter, not harder…let the Pink Label bottle do the work.
Get yours here: ESOTERIC Wheel Cleaner
Check it out in action ‘cuz a (moving) picture is worth a thousand words. And while I could certainly ramble on for a thousand words, I’m occasionally reminded that brevity is appreciated by many. *sigh*
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